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Wed, March 15, 2023

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Parallel OCR: CLYDEGUESS WHAT LITTLE LIONEL SAID TO ME THIS MORNING? NEVA SCURD 8F BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DID HE SAY"HOW COME PARENTS FORCE E'REBODY THEY KNOW TO LISTEN TO THE 'CUTE' STUFF THEY KIDS SAY”? ©2023 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate DID HE SAY"WHY THEY GOTTA BOTHER E'REBODY WITH THAT @$#%?" NEVA SCURD 87 darrinbell.substack.com I THOUGHT HIS DIALECT SUDDENLY SOUNDED SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR. 31 DAREN BELL 3-15 THE TALK TELL THAT BOY HIS UNCLE CLYDE SAY HE DONE GOOD. CLYDEGUESS WHAT LITTLE LIONEL SAID TO ME THIS MORNING ? NEVA SCURD 8F BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DID HE SAY" HOW COME PARENTS FORCE E'REBODY THEY KNOW TO LISTEN TO THE ' CUTE ' STUFF THEY KIDS SAY ” ? © 2023 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate DID HE SAY" WHY THEY GOTTA BOTHER E'REBODY WITH THAT @ $ # % ? " NEVA SCURD 87 darrinbell.substack.com I THOUGHT HIS DIALECT SUDDENLY SOUNDED SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR . 31 DAREN BELL 3-15 THE TALK TELL THAT BOY HIS UNCLE CLYDE SAY HE DONE GOOD .
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Mon, March 13, 2023

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Comic book OCR: 1982 HOW COME YOU AND WILFRED WERE MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BRINGING A DOLL TO CLASS? ?2023 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate YOU HAD ONE TOO. T THAT IS A SCURRILOUS LIESUSAN. I DID NOT HAVE A DOLL. I'M HIGHLY OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD SAY SUCH A THING. darrinbell.substack.com I HAD AN ACTION FIGURE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM RAGGEDY ANDY ISN'T AN ACTION FIGURELEMONT. MA 3-13: HE IS IF YOU SEW A NINJA SWORD ONTO HIM. DANRETAN BOLL 1982 HOW COME YOU AND WILFRED WERE MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BRINGING A DOLL TO CLASS ? ?2023 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate YOU HAD ONE TOO . T THAT IS A SCURRILOUS LIESUSAN . I DID NOT HAVE A DOLL . I'M HIGHLY OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD SAY SUCH A THING . darrinbell.substack.com I HAD AN ACTION FIGURE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM RAGGEDY ANDY ISN'T AN ACTION FIGURELEMONT . MA 3-13 : HE IS IF YOU SEW A NINJA SWORD ONTO HIM . DANRETAN BOLL
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Sun, March 12, 2023

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Comics OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BALL NOTHING EXISTS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IF IT'S TRUE THAT THE FUTURE HASN'T HAPPENED YETTHEN IT DOESN'T YET EXIST. 3-12 THE PAST IS GONERIGHT? YEAH. AND WHAT WE PERCEIVE AS THE "PRESENT" IS STUFF THAT ALREADY HAPPENED A ZEPTOSECOND AGOWHICH MEANS OUR "PRESENT" IS REALLY OUR PAST. darrinbell.substack.com ?2023 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate AND ONCE WE GET THEREIT'S NO LONGER THE "FUTURE." IT'S BECOME OUR "PRESENTIS ACTUALLY OUR PAST....WHICH IS GONE. ERGO... NOTHING EXISTS. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE I'M PRETTY SURE SOME ANCIENT PHILOSOPHER'S ALREADY POKED HOLES IN THAT THEORY. DAREIN BELL IN THE PASTWHICH MEANS THE POKING DOESN'T EXIST. CANDORVILLE by DARIN BALL NOTHING EXISTS . WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? IF IT'S TRUE THAT THE FUTURE HASN'T HAPPENED YETTHEN IT DOESN'T YET EXIST . 3-12 THE PAST IS GONERIGHT ? YEAH . AND WHAT WE PERCEIVE AS THE " PRESENT " IS STUFF THAT ALREADY HAPPENED A ZEPTOSECOND AGOWHICH MEANS OUR " PRESENT " IS REALLY OUR PAST . darrinbell.substack.com ?2023 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate AND ONCE WE GET THEREIT'S NO LONGER THE " FUTURE . " IT'S BECOME OUR " PRESENT" WHICH AS WE DISCUSSEDIS ACTUALLY OUR PAST .... WHICH IS GONE . ERGO ... NOTHING EXISTS . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE I'M PRETTY SURE SOME ANCIENT PHILOSOPHER'S ALREADY POKED HOLES IN THAT THEORY . DAREIN BELL IN THE PASTWHICH MEANS THE POKING DOESN'T EXIST .
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Sat, March 11, 2023

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Font OCR: NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERETYRONE. LET'S GO. ?2022 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WE CAN'T GOROSENCRANTZ. WHY NOT? On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERE. THAT MEANS WE'RE DUE. Mhlwid BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M GOING. YOU'LL MISS OUT. I'M STAYING. PAREIN BELL NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERETYRONE . LET'S GO . ?2022 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WE CAN'T GOROSENCRANTZ . WHY NOT ? On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERE . THAT MEANS WE'RE DUE . Mhlwid BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M GOING . YOU'LL MISS OUT . I'M STAYING . PAREIN BELL
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Fri, March 10, 2023

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Gesture OCR: MY BOSS CALLED ME "HYSTERICAL" AND THAT JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY. CAN I USE THAT? I'M WRITING A BOOK CALLED "THE COMPLETE COMPENDIUM OF THE GASLIGHTER'S GASSIEST GASLIGHTS." On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com ?2022 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ACCUSING A WOMAN OF BEING "HYSTERICAL" SO SHE'LL TAKE OFFENSESO YOU CAN SAY "SEE?" ...THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M SO GLAD MY TROUBLES CAN BE USEFUL TO YOU. CAN I USE THAT? I'M ALSO WRITING A BOOK ABOUT SARCASM. DAREIN FALL MY BOSS CALLED ME " HYSTERICAL" AND THAT JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY . CAN I USE THAT ? I'M WRITING A BOOK CALLED " THE COMPLETE COMPENDIUM OF THE GASLIGHTER'S GASSIEST GASLIGHTS . " On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com ?2022 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ACCUSING A WOMAN OF BEING " HYSTERICAL " SO SHE'LL TAKE OFFENSESO YOU CAN SAY " SEE ? " ... THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M SO GLAD MY TROUBLES CAN BE USEFUL TO YOU . CAN I USE THAT ? I'M ALSO WRITING A BOOK ABOUT SARCASM . DAREIN FALL
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Thu, March 9, 2023

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Art OCR: REALLYMR. FITZHUGH? I "MISHEARD" YOU? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING WITH? 2002 On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com I... UH... WAS JUST ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR KEEN GRASP OF THE IMPORTANCE OF READING BOOKS THROUGHOUT THE AGES. ?2022 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate OH. I SEE. SO I DON'T NEED TO GO TO H.R.THEN? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHY WOULD YOU GO TO H.R. BECAUSE I CALLED YOU "HISTORICAL"? THAT WOULD BE... NEVER MIND. VAYLE CEO OF THE YEAR 8@lacococomm 2002 DARKON BALL REALLYMR . FITZHUGH ? I " MISHEARD " YOU ? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING WITH ? 2002 On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com I ... UH ... WAS JUST ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR KEEN GRASP OF THE IMPORTANCE OF READING BOOKS THROUGHOUT THE AGES . ?2022 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate OH . I SEE . SO I DON'T NEED TO GO TO H.R.THEN ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHY WOULD YOU GO TO H.R. BECAUSE I CALLED YOU " HISTORICAL " ? THAT WOULD BE ... NEVER MIND . VAYLE CEO OF THE YEAR 8 @ lacococomm 2002 DARKON BALL
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Wed, March 8, 2023

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Mammal OCR: SIRTHERE'S JUST NO WAY I'M TAKING ON THIS NEW CLIENT. FORGET IT. NOT HAPPENING. On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com I'M SHOCKEDGARCIA. YOU'VE NEVER TURNED DOWN A CLIENT BEFORE. THAT'S DIFFERENT. ?2022 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate HAVE I TOLD YOU MY 101- YEAR-OLD ABUELA READ BOOKS TO ME SINCE I WAS A BABY? WE STILL READ BOOKS TOGETHER. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM SHE'D BE ASHAMED IF I REPRESENTED MAYBE NOT. IT'S 3 P.M.- ARE YOU THE BOOK-SURE SHE'S BURNERS CLUB STILL ALIVE? OF FLORIDA. h A 2002 DAREN BALL SIRTHERE'S JUST NO WAY I'M TAKING ON THIS NEW CLIENT . FORGET IT . NOT HAPPENING . On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com I'M SHOCKEDGARCIA . YOU'VE NEVER TURNED DOWN A CLIENT BEFORE . THAT'S DIFFERENT . ?2022 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate HAVE I TOLD YOU MY 101 YEAR - OLD ABUELA READ BOOKS TO ME SINCE I WAS A BABY ? WE STILL READ BOOKS TOGETHER . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM SHE'D BE ASHAMED IF I REPRESENTED MAYBE NOT . IT'S 3 P.M. ARE YOU THE BOOK - SURE SHE'S BURNERS CLUB STILL ALIVE ? OF FLORIDA . h A 2002 DAREN BALL
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Tue, March 7, 2023

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Organism OCR: GOOD NIGHTSON. and out w WAIT... ?2022 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WHAT IS ITSON? JUTHT ONE MORE QUESTION? On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com ON ONE CONDITION: IT'S A GENUINE QUESTIONAND NOT SOME ATTEMPT TO STALL SO YOU WON'T IT'TH GENUINEI PROMITH. HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM OKAYSON. WHAT IS IT? CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO COUNT TO 50 BILLION? YA DAMEN BEL hill GOOD NIGHTSON . and out w WAIT ... ?2022 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WHAT IS ITSON ? JUTHT ONE MORE QUESTION ? On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com ON ONE CONDITION : IT'S A GENUINE QUESTIONAND NOT SOME ATTEMPT TO STALL SO YOU WON'T IT'TH GENUINEI PROMITH . HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM OKAYSON . WHAT IS IT ? CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO COUNT TO 50 BILLION ? YA DAMEN BEL hill
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Mon, March 6, 2023

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Comic book OCR: 1982 I THINK LONG- DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE BEST. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM REALLY? WHY? ws WELLTAKE ME AND THE LITTLE RED HAIRED GIRL FROM MINNETONKA. WE'RE PEN PALS. WHICH MEANS WE DON'T GO TALKING ALL WILLY NILLY. On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com WE TAKE TIME TO PONDER OUR WORDS. SO WE SEE EACH OTHER ONLY AT OUR BEST AND MOST THOUGHTFUL. ©2022 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate YEAHI HEAR SHE'S ALSO PEN PALS WITH SOME KID NAMED CHUCK. SO WHAT? I HAVE PEN PALS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHO SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT. PARRIN BELL 1982 I THINK LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE BEST . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM REALLY ? WHY ? ws WELLTAKE ME AND THE LITTLE RED HAIRED GIRL FROM MINNETONKA . WE'RE PEN PALS . WHICH MEANS WE DON'T GO TALKING ALL WILLY NILLY . On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com WE TAKE TIME TO PONDER OUR WORDS . SO WE SEE EACH OTHER ONLY AT OUR BEST AND MOST THOUGHTFUL . © 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate YEAHI HEAR SHE'S ALSO PEN PALS WITH SOME KID NAMED CHUCK . SO WHAT ? I HAVE PEN PALS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHO SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT . PARRIN BELL
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