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Candorville - May 19, 2022

By Darrin Bell

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Thu, May 19, 2022

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Conversation OCR: WE MISSED YOU AT LIONEL'S SOCCER GAME THIS MORNING. MEANT TO COME. YOU'VE "MEANT TO COME" TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIESTO HIS DAY CARE SENIOR PLAY... WHO WANTS TO WATCH THREE-YEAR-OLDS PERFORM "GRAPES OF WRATH"? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 5-19-22 02019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG I MEAN "I HAD A BIG PROJECT AT WORK." DAREINBALL YOU REALLY MISSED OUT. THEY PERFORMED IT DRESSED AS ACTUAL GRAPES. WE MISSED YOU AT LIONEL'S SOCCER GAME THIS MORNING . MEANT TO COME . YOU'VE " MEANT TO COME " TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIESTO HIS PIANO RECITALSTO HIS DAY CARE SENIOR PLAY ... WHO WANTS TO WATCH THREE - YEAR - OLDS PERFORM " GRAPES OF WRATH " ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 5-19-22 02019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG I MEAN " I HAD A BIG PROJECT AT WORK . " DAREINBALL YOU REALLY MISSED OUT . THEY PERFORMED IT DRESSED AS ACTUAL GRAPES .
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Wed, May 18, 2022

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Illustration OCR: HIMOMMA. 1000 YES"THE GIVING TREE" BOOK YOU SENT LIONEL DID JUST ARRIVE. 5-18-22 ©2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG WELL... WE DIDN'T CALL TO THANK YOU BECAUSE IT JUST GOT HERE 20 MINUTES AGO. 18 DARENDAL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WELL... YESCALLING YOU 19 MINUTES AGO WOULD HAVE BEEN "TOO MUCH TROUBLE" BECAUSE WE WERE RACING OUT TO GET TO DAY CARE IN TIME. DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR WELL... YESI DO REMEMBER HOW LONG YOU WERE IN LABOR. DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR CAL BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH-- ...WELL... HIMOMMA . 1000 YES" THE GIVING TREE " BOOK YOU SENT LIONEL DID JUST ARRIVE . 5-18-22 © 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG WELL ... WE DIDN'T CALL TO THANK YOU BECAUSE IT JUST GOT HERE 20 MINUTES AGO . 18 DARENDAL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WELL ... YESCALLING YOU 19 MINUTES AGO WOULD HAVE BEEN " TOO MUCH TROUBLE" BECAUSE WE WERE RACING OUT TO GET TO DAY CARE IN TIME . DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR WELL ... YESI DO REMEMBER HOW LONG YOU WERE IN LABOR . DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR CAL BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH- ... WELL ...
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Tue, May 17, 2022

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Fictional character OCR: I HEARD ABOUT HOW THE POLICE RAIDED YOUR HOME OFFICETOOK YOUR COMPUTERS AN' WHATNOT. DAMEN BALL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YEAH. I WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT POLICE ABUSE OF POWER BASED ON INFO A SOURCE LEAKED TO ME. THUG 4 LIFE 5-17-22 02019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG 8 YOU NEVER SHOULDA DID THATBRUH. WHAT WAS YOU THINKING? N THUG 4 LIFE 7 I WAS THINKING THIS WAS AMERICA. THUG 4 LIFE THAT'S FAKE NEWS. I HEARD ABOUT HOW THE POLICE RAIDED YOUR HOME OFFICETOOK YOUR COMPUTERS AN ' WHATNOT . DAMEN BALL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YEAH . I WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT POLICE ABUSE OF POWER BASED ON INFO A SOURCE LEAKED TO ME . THUG 4 LIFE 5-17-22 02019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG 8 YOU NEVER SHOULDA DID THATBRUH . WHAT WAS YOU THINKING ? N THUG 4 LIFE 7 I WAS THINKING THIS WAS AMERICA . THUG 4 LIFE THAT'S FAKE NEWS .
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Mon, May 16, 2022

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Humour OCR: I NEED TO SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME. WOULD DRIVING FOR UBER BE A GOOD IDEA? C-DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $2 'FORE I BEGINFULL DISCLOSURE... I OWN A LOT OF UBER STOCK. C-DOG BAD INCRE VICE $2 THUC 4 DE BUT THAT IN NO WAY AFFECT WHAT I SAY ABOUT IT. 5-16-22 2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG WHEN I GIVE ADVICEI COULDN'T CARE LESS WHETHER IT MAKE ME MONEY OR COST ME MONEY. I'M OFFENDED YOU'D EVEN ENTERTAIN THE NOTION. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I HEARD SOME UBER DRIVERS ACTUALLY LOSE MONEY. HIS FAKE NEWS. C-DOG'S INCRE BLY BAD ADVICE $2 DAREN BAL I NEED TO SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME . WOULD DRIVING FOR UBER BE A GOOD IDEA ? C - DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $ 2 ' FORE I BEGINFULL DISCLOSURE ... I OWN A LOT OF UBER STOCK . C - DOG BAD INCRE VICE $ 2 THUC 4 DE BUT THAT IN NO WAY AFFECT WHAT I SAY ABOUT IT . 5-16-22 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG WHEN I GIVE ADVICEI COULDN'T CARE LESS WHETHER IT MAKE ME MONEY OR COST ME MONEY . I'M OFFENDED YOU'D EVEN ENTERTAIN THE NOTION . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I HEARD SOME UBER DRIVERS ACTUALLY LOSE MONEY . HIS FAKE NEWS . C - DOG'S INCRE BLY BAD ADVICE $ 2 DAREN BAL
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Sun, May 15, 2022

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Font OCR: CANDORVILLE DARKIAN BAL 63 HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIESUSAN? DAREN BALL IN MY SLEEP. HOW ABOUT YOULEMONT? ...AND I TRIGGER A WARP-CORE BREACH. IN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR OF A STARSHIP AFTER I'VE MADE SURE THE CREW EVACUATED IN THEIR ESCAPE PODS. I'M VAPORIZED IN AN INSTANTAND THE ANTI-MATTER DETONATION CAUSES THE STAR TO EXPLODE IN A BRILLIANT SUPERNOVASAVING OUR SOLAR SYSTEM FROM DESTRUCTION AND CREATING THE BEAUTIFUL "LEMONT NEBULA" WHICH WILL BE VISIBLE FROM EARTH FOR EONS. 5-15 ?2022 Darrin Bell / Dist. by WPWG E-MAIL candorville@gmail.com I MAKE THE SHIP DIVE INTO THE HEART OF A ROGUE STAR THAT'S HEADING FOR OUR SOLAR SYSTEM... DIOS MIO. BUT IF I CAN'T HAVE THATI GUESS "IN MY SLEEP" WOULD BE GOOD TOO. CANDORVILLE DARKIAN BAL 63 HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIESUSAN ? DAREN BALL IN MY SLEEP . HOW ABOUT YOULEMONT ? ... AND I TRIGGER A WARP - CORE BREACH . IN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR OF A STARSHIP AFTER I'VE MADE SURE THE CREW EVACUATED IN THEIR ESCAPE PODS . I'M VAPORIZED IN AN INSTANTAND THE ANTI - MATTER DETONATION CAUSES THE STAR TO EXPLODE IN A BRILLIANT SUPERNOVASAVING OUR SOLAR SYSTEM FROM DESTRUCTION AND CREATING THE BEAUTIFUL " LEMONT NEBULA" WHICH WILL BE VISIBLE FROM EARTH FOR EONS . 5-15 ?2022 Darrin Bell / Dist . by WPWG E - MAIL candorville@gmail.com I MAKE THE SHIP DIVE INTO THE HEART OF A ROGUE STAR THAT'S HEADING FOR OUR SOLAR SYSTEM ... DIOS MIO . BUT IF I CAN'T HAVE THATI GUESS " IN MY SLEEP " WOULD BE GOOD TOO .
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Sat, May 14, 2022

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Art OCR: MY SON'S BEEN PLAYING SOME VIDEO GAMEAND IT'S ALL HE TALKS ABOUT. MMM Ph.D. HE WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND TOLD ME HE'D HAD AN EPIPHANY: HE COULD "MAKE THE NEVERS AND CREEPERS GLOMBY SKINNING A HOUSE WITH BEDROCK." HE WAS SO PROUD. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK HE WAS SAYINGSO I JUST SMILED AND NODDED AND TOLD HIM HOW CLEVER HE WAS. FFFFFFFFF ?2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG 5-14 I STILL DON'T THINK THIS MEANS YOUR WHOLE LIFE WAS "BUILT ON LIES." MMM Ph.D. HOW DO I KNOW MOMMA REALLY THOUGHT MY IDEAS ABOUT VOLTRON WERE "INSIGHTFUL"? MY SON'S BEEN PLAYING SOME VIDEO GAMEAND IT'S ALL HE TALKS ABOUT . MMM Ph.D. HE WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND TOLD ME HE'D HAD AN EPIPHANY : HE COULD " MAKE THE NEVERS AND CREEPERS GLOMBY SKINNING A HOUSE WITH BEDROCK . " HE WAS SO PROUD . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK HE WAS SAYINGSO I JUST SMILED AND NODDED AND TOLD HIM HOW CLEVER HE WAS . FFFFFFFFF ?2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG 5-14 I STILL DON'T THINK THIS MEANS YOUR WHOLE LIFE WAS " BUILT ON LIES . " MMM Ph.D. HOW DO I KNOW MOMMA REALLY THOUGHT MY IDEAS ABOUT VOLTRON WERE " INSIGHTFUL " ?
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Fri, May 13, 2022

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Sharing OCR: I WANT TO SHOW MY SON THE WHOLE WORLD. MMM Ph.D. ...EXCEPT FOR ANYPLACE THAT HAS CARTELS. THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS. OR ANYPLACE THAT HAS TERRORISTS. OR GUN VIOLENCE. OR ACTIVE WARFARE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM OR ANY AUTHORITARIAN PLACES. OR ANY CORRUPT PLACES. OR ANYWHERE WITH LOTS OF BIGOTRY. 5-13 ©2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG FASCINATING. YOU'VE RULED OUT THE ENTIRE WORLDYET YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR CHILD THE ENTIRE WORLD. MMM Ph.D. DARIN BELL I DIDN'T SAY WHICH WORLD. I WANT TO SHOW MY SON THE WHOLE WORLD . MMM Ph.D. ... EXCEPT FOR ANYPLACE THAT HAS CARTELS . THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS . OR ANYPLACE THAT HAS TERRORISTS . OR GUN VIOLENCE . OR ACTIVE WARFARE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM OR ANY AUTHORITARIAN PLACES . OR ANY CORRUPT PLACES . OR ANYWHERE WITH LOTS OF BIGOTRY . 5-13 © 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG FASCINATING . YOU'VE RULED OUT THE ENTIRE WORLDYET YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR CHILD THE ENTIRE WORLD . MMM Ph.D. DARIN BELL I DIDN'T SAY WHICH WORLD .
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Thu, May 12, 2022

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Comic book OCR: I HAD THE DREAM AGAIN: I'D BUILT A TIME MACHINEAND AN EQUAL- IMPLEMENTATION BOMB. Dr. NOODLE I FLEW BACK TO THE GREAT DEPRESSIONAND DETONATED IT OVER THE UNITED STATES. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM BOOM! SUDDENLY THE NEW DEAL PROVIDED PLENTY OF JOBS FOR BLACK AMERICANS TOONOT JUST WHITE AMERICANS. THEN I FLEW TO 1944 AND DROPPED ANOTHER BOMB. BOOM! SUDDENLY THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T SCREW BLACK VETERANS OUT OF THEIR G.I. BENEFITS. TRADESAND THE NEW SUBURBS LET BLACK VETERANS IN TOOSO 1.2 MILLION OF THEM BUILT WEALTH AND BOUGHT HOMES TO LEAVE TO THEIR DESCENDANTS. 5-12 2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG ...THEN I WOKE UP. ?? ???? Ph.D MAYBE TRY NOT FALLING ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING "DOCTOR WHO." I HAD THE DREAM AGAIN : I'D BUILT A TIME MACHINEAND AN EQUAL IMPLEMENTATION BOMB . Dr. NOODLE I FLEW BACK TO THE GREAT DEPRESSIONAND DETONATED IT OVER THE UNITED STATES . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM BOOM ! SUDDENLY THE NEW DEAL PROVIDED PLENTY OF JOBS FOR BLACK AMERICANS TOONOT JUST WHITE AMERICANS . THEN I FLEW TO 1944 AND DROPPED ANOTHER BOMB . BOOM ! SUDDENLY THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T SCREW BLACK VETERANS OUT OF THEIR G.I. BENEFITS . TRADESAND THE NEW SUBURBS LET BLACK VETERANS IN TOOSO 1.2 MILLION OF THEM BUILT WEALTH AND BOUGHT HOMES TO LEAVE TO THEIR DESCENDANTS . 5-12 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG ... THEN I WOKE UP . ?? ???? Ph.D MAYBE TRY NOT FALLING ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING " DOCTOR WHO . "
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Wed, May 11, 2022

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Illustration OCR: WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THERAPY TODAYLEMONT? Dr. NOODLE I THINK I'VE RUINED MY SON'S CHILDHOOD. WE WATCH "BLIPPI" ALL THE TIME ON YOUTUBE. BUT ONE DAYWITHOUT WARNINGSOME OTHER ACTOR WAS "BLIPPI" MY SON WAS FINE WITH ITBUT IT DISTURBED ME. wwwm Ph.D. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM HERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE WHOSE FACE WAS ALL WRONGWEARING BLIPPI'S GLASSES AND CLOTHES AND TRYING TO TALK AND DANCE LIKE BLIPPI. NIT 4 Ph.D. 5-11 2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG MY SON HEARD ME MUTTER "HE PROBABLY HAS THE REAL BLIPPI TIED UP SOMEWHERE” AND NOW HE CAN'T STOP CRYING. ??? RET.EP. I SEE. HOW DOES THIS ABJECT FAILURE MAKE YOU FEEL? WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THERAPY TODAYLEMONT ? Dr. NOODLE I THINK I'VE RUINED MY SON'S CHILDHOOD . WE WATCH " BLIPPI " ALL THE TIME ON YOUTUBE . BUT ONE DAYWITHOUT WARNINGSOME OTHER ACTOR WAS " BLIPPI " MY SON WAS FINE WITH ITBUT IT DISTURBED ME . wwwm Ph.D. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM HERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE WHOSE FACE WAS ALL WRONGWEARING BLIPPI'S GLASSES AND CLOTHES AND TRYING TO TALK AND DANCE LIKE BLIPPI . NIT 4 Ph.D. 5-11 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG MY SON HEARD ME MUTTER " HE PROBABLY HAS THE REAL BLIPPI TIED UP SOMEWHERE” AND NOW HE CAN'T STOP CRYING . ??? RET.EP. I SEE . HOW DOES THIS ABJECT FAILURE MAKE YOU FEEL ?
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Tue, May 10, 2022

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Illustration OCR: WHACHOOTHINK OF ELON MUSK BUYIN' TWEETERBRUH? F THUG 4 LIFE IT'S NOTHING NEW. BILLIONAIRE OLIGARCHS ALREADY OWN PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHINGFROM SOCIAL MEDIATO RADIOTO NEWSPAPERS. THUG 4 LIFE AND IT'S BEEN A BLESSING IR! THEY'VE ensured DIVERSITY OF OPINION! THEY democratize THE NARRATIVE AND THEY safeguard OUR DATAALL FOR very honest PURPOSES! RIGHT ONBRUH. love THEM BILLION- AIRES. THUG 4 LIFE I want TO praise WILL THEM!!! WHACHOOTHINK OF ELON MUSK BUYIN ' TWEETERBRUH ? F THUG 4 LIFE IT'S NOTHING NEW . BILLIONAIRE OLIGARCHS ALREADY OWN PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHINGFROM SOCIAL MEDIATO TVTO RADIOTO NEWSPAPERS . THUG 4 LIFE AND IT'S BEEN A BLESSING IR ! THEY'VE ensured DIVERSITY OF OPINION ! THEY democratize THE NARRATIVE AND THEY safeguard OUR DATAALL FOR very honest PURPOSES ! RIGHT ONBRUH . love THEM BILLION AIRES . THUG 4 LIFE I want TO praise WILL THEM !!!
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