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By Darrin Bell

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Wed, March 30, 2022

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Illustration OCR: DID YOU GET ME THAT PHONE NUMBER FOR THAT RUSSIAN GUY ACE PEERLESS? I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO ASK HER. SUSAN WOULDN'T EVEN ADMIT SHE'D EVER HEARD OF HIMMUCH LESS COME CLOSE TO MARRYING HIM. DANREIN FALL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I TRIED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT HER FEAR OF COMMITMENT THAT I THINK CAUSED HER TO PUSH HIM AWAY. ©2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG 3-30 I AIN'T ASKED YOU TO BE OPRAHI ASKED YOU TO GET ME A @$& NUMBER. 3.2 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER RUSSIAN OLIGARCH WHO CAN SMUGGLE YOU IN SOME BORSCHT TO FENCE. DID YOU GET ME THAT PHONE NUMBER FOR THAT RUSSIAN GUY ACE PEERLESS ? I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO ASK HER . SUSAN WOULDN'T EVEN ADMIT SHE'D EVER HEARD OF HIMMUCH LESS COME CLOSE TO MARRYING HIM . DANREIN FALL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I TRIED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT HER FEAR OF COMMITMENT THAT I THINK CAUSED HER TO PUSH HIM AWAY . © 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG 3-30 I AIN'T ASKED YOU TO BE OPRAHI ASKED YOU TO GET ME A @ $ & NUMBER . 3.2 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER RUSSIAN OLIGARCH WHO CAN SMUGGLE YOU IN SOME BORSCHT TO FENCE .
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Tue, March 29, 2022

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Happy OCR: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ACE PEERLESSZ WHO? YOU KNOW... YOU DATED HIM FOR MONTHS. TALL GUY. RUSSIAN. FILTHY RICH. WRESTLED BEARS FOR RELAXATION. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WE DOUBLE-DATED. HE HAD A HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH AND THEN HE PARACHUTED FROM A JET SURROUNDED BY A FLOCK OF DOVES THAT FORMED A HEART. HE ASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM. ©2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG 3-29 DOESN'T RING A BELL. YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS COMMITMENT ISSUES. DAREN BAL WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ACE PEERLESSZ WHO ? YOU KNOW ... YOU DATED HIM FOR MONTHS . TALL GUY . RUSSIAN . FILTHY RICH . WRESTLED BEARS FOR RELAXATION . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WE DOUBLE - DATED . HE HAD A HORSE - DRAWN CARRIAGE TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH AND THEN HE PARACHUTED FROM A JET SURROUNDED BY A FLOCK OF DOVES THAT FORMED A HEART . HE ASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM . © 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG 3-29 DOESN'T RING A BELL . YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS COMMITMENT ISSUES . DAREN BAL
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Mon, March 28, 2022

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Parallel OCR: I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE HATES MONDAYS. EACH MONDAY IS A GIFT. IT'S A SACRED DAY WHERE YOU GET ANOTHER CHANCE... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ...TO GET BACK INTO THE FIGHT AND SLAY YOUR OPPOSITION. ©2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG 3-28 APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN DOING MONDAYS ALL WRONG. IT'S WHEN YOU EXECUTE YOUR BATTLE PLAN. C WARRIN BAL I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE HATES MONDAYS . EACH MONDAY IS A GIFT . IT'S A SACRED DAY WHERE YOU GET ANOTHER CHANCE ... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ... TO GET BACK INTO THE FIGHT AND SLAY YOUR OPPOSITION . © 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG 3-28 APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN DOING MONDAYS ALL WRONG . IT'S WHEN YOU EXECUTE YOUR BATTLE PLAN . C WARRIN BAL
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Sun, March 27, 2022

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Illustration OCR: CANDORVILLE DARKIAN BAL 63 HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME TO WATCH STAR TREK LATELY? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREIN BELL LET'S JUST SAY... I'VE REALIZED THAT WHEN I WATCH MY FAVORITE SHOWI'D RATHER NOT WATCH IT WITH SOMEONE WHO'S HECKLING IT THE WHOLE TIME. LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THAT. -27 2022 Darrin Beli dist. by WPWG LIFE FEELS TOO LONG WHENEVER STAR TREK'S ON. SEE?! STOP THAT!!! PA CANDORVILLE DARKIAN BAL 63 HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME TO WATCH STAR TREK LATELY ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREIN BELL LET'S JUST SAY ... I'VE REALIZED THAT WHEN I WATCH MY FAVORITE SHOWI'D RATHER NOT WATCH IT WITH SOMEONE WHO'S HECKLING IT THE WHOLE TIME . LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THAT . -27 2022 Darrin Beli dist . by WPWG LIFE FEELS TOO LONG WHENEVER STAR TREK'S ON . SEE ?! STOP THAT !!! PA
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Sat, March 26, 2022

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Illustration OCR: WHAT'RE YOU DOING? ? SEARCHING ZILLOW. ©2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG 3-26 I'M GOING TO OWN A HOMEEVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO MOVE TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE YOU CAN STILL AFFORD THE OUTSKIRTS OF NOWHERE. : JAREN BELL WHAT'RE YOU DOING ? ? SEARCHING ZILLOW . © 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG 3-26 I'M GOING TO OWN A HOMEEVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO MOVE TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE YOU CAN STILL AFFORD THE OUTSKIRTS OF NOWHERE . : JAREN BELL
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Fri, March 25, 2022

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Pleased OCR: THIS MASSIVE STOCK MARKET CRASH IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I INVESTED MY WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS INTO GERBIL AUTOMOTIVE WHEN IT WAS AT $90 A SHARE. ?2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG YESTERDAY IT CRASHED DOWN TO JUST $2! SO I MAXED OUT MY FEUDALBANC MASSACARD AND BOUGHT 5000 MORE SHARES! BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHEN THE STOCK MARKET RECOVERSAND THIS GOES BACK UP TO $90I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE! MILLIONAIRES ARE MADE DURING TIMES LIKE THESESUSAN. DAREN BAL EXCEPT WHEN THE STOCK CRASHES BECAUSE THE CEO ADMITS THE CAR DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. THIS MASSIVE STOCK MARKET CRASH IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME . I INVESTED MY WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS INTO GERBIL AUTOMOTIVE WHEN IT WAS AT $ 90 A SHARE . ?2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG YESTERDAY IT CRASHED DOWN TO JUST $ 2 ! SO I MAXED OUT MY FEUDALBANC MASSACARD AND BOUGHT 5000 MORE SHARES ! BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHEN THE STOCK MARKET RECOVERSAND THIS GOES BACK UP TO $ 90I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE ! MILLIONAIRES ARE MADE DURING TIMES LIKE THESESUSAN . DAREN BAL EXCEPT WHEN THE STOCK CRASHES BECAUSE THE CEO ADMITS THE CAR DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST .
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Thu, March 24, 2022

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Happy OCR: WELLWE HAVE GOOD ECONOMIC NEWS AND BAD ECONOMIC NEWS. was BAD FIRST. 3-24 2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG I SAW A COUPLE GAS STATIONS TODAY. AT BOTH OF THEMUNLEADED WAS UP TO OVER $7 A GALLON. ALSOTHE PRICE OF CARS IS SKYROCKETING. SIGH... WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS. THE MORE WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY CARSTHE LESS WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS. DIOS MIO. ??????????? DARIN BAL WELLWE HAVE GOOD ECONOMIC NEWS AND BAD ECONOMIC NEWS . was BAD FIRST . 3-24 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG I SAW A COUPLE GAS STATIONS TODAY . AT BOTH OF THEMUNLEADED WAS UP TO OVER $ 7 A GALLON . ALSOTHE PRICE OF CARS IS SKYROCKETING . SIGH ... WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS . THE MORE WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY CARSTHE LESS WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS . DIOS MIO . ??????????? DARIN BAL
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Wed, March 23, 2022

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Human anatomy OCR: I READ THAT ARTICLE YOU WROTECALLED "WE IN TROUBLE." AT THE HEND OF THE WORLD BIOTE - 7 40 51 73 G ??????? 3-23 2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG WHACHOOMEAN BY THAT? WHY WE IN TROUBLE? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHAT THE-? MY ARTICLE SPENT 8000 WORDS EXPLAINING IT! how STARBUDA AT THE YEND OF THE WORLD IT WASN'T NO 8000 WORDS. IT WAS ONLY 3 OR 4 WORDS. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THAT... THAT'S NOT THE ARTICLETHAT'S JUST THE HEADLINE! STARBUCKS AT THE END OF THE WORLD AIN'T NOBODY GOT ???? ?? READ YOUR ARTICLE'S 8000 WORDS OF FOOTNOTES. 000000 DARIN BAL I READ THAT ARTICLE YOU WROTECALLED " WE IN TROUBLE . " AT THE HEND OF THE WORLD BIOTE - 7 40 51 73 G ??????? 3-23 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG WHACHOOMEAN BY THAT ? WHY WE IN TROUBLE ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHAT THE- ? MY ARTICLE SPENT 8000 WORDS EXPLAINING IT ! how STARBUDA AT THE YEND OF THE WORLD IT WASN'T NO 8000 WORDS . IT WAS ONLY 3 OR 4 WORDS . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THAT ... THAT'S NOT THE ARTICLETHAT'S JUST THE HEADLINE ! STARBUCKS AT THE END OF THE WORLD AIN'T NOBODY GOT ???? ?? READ YOUR ARTICLE'S 8000 WORDS OF FOOTNOTES . 000000 DARIN BAL
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Tue, March 22, 2022

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Illustration OCR: I READ THAT ARTICLE YOU WROTECALLED "WE IN TROUBLE." V THUG 4 LIFE "ARE." IF YOU'RE GOING TO QUOTE MEPLEASE QUOTE ME CORRECTLY. ..."ARE" CLYDE"ARE." THUG 4 LIFE WHY YOU TALKIN' LIKE A PIRATE? THUG 4 LIFE WHAT? WHAT? THUG 4 LIFE DAREN ALT I READ THAT ARTICLE YOU WROTECALLED " WE IN TROUBLE . " V THUG 4 LIFE " ARE . " IF YOU'RE GOING TO QUOTE MEPLEASE QUOTE ME CORRECTLY . ... " ARE " CLYDE" ARE . " THUG 4 LIFE WHY YOU TALKIN ' LIKE A PIRATE ? THUG 4 LIFE WHAT ? WHAT ? THUG 4 LIFE DAREN ALT
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Mon, March 21, 2022

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Illustration OCR: YOU'VE REACHED THE WHITE HOUSE HOTLINE FOR JOURNALISTS. THIS IS RYAN. HOW MAY I HINDER YOU? 3-21 2022 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG YOU'VE BANNED RUSSIAN OILON ACCOUNT OF RUSSIA'S CURRENTLY BUTCHERING PEOPLE IN UKRAINE... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AND TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCEYOU ASKED OTHER NATIONS TO BOOST THEIR OIL PRODUCTION. INCLUDING SAUDI ARABIA... DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR ...WHICH IS CURRENTLY BUTCHERING PEOPLE IN YEMEN. DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR TOTALLY DIFFERENT. SAUDI ARABIA MEANS WELL. IT'S A SORT OF BENEVOLENT BUTCHERY. YOU'VE REACHED THE WHITE HOUSE HOTLINE FOR JOURNALISTS . THIS IS RYAN . HOW MAY I HINDER YOU ? 3-21 2022 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG YOU'VE BANNED RUSSIAN OILON ACCOUNT OF RUSSIA'S CURRENTLY BUTCHERING PEOPLE IN UKRAINE ... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AND TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCEYOU ASKED OTHER NATIONS TO BOOST THEIR OIL PRODUCTION . INCLUDING SAUDI ARABIA ... DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR ... WHICH IS CURRENTLY BUTCHERING PEOPLE IN YEMEN . DO NOT LEAN ON DOOR TOTALLY DIFFERENT . SAUDI ARABIA MEANS WELL . IT'S A SORT OF BENEVOLENT BUTCHERY .
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